My Pet Lawyer

LIFE WITH YOUR PET LAWYER^TM

• 9 Pre-recorded messages
• Separate controls for "laugh" and ”growl"
• Custom Record feature: Record your own personalized spoken or musical message.
• Dimensions: Pet Lawyer standing on briefcase with Crushed Victim arms forward:
  10.75"H X 5.25"W X 7"D. Pet Lawyer seated on Stand: 8.25"H

ADDITIONAL FEATURES: My eyes and mouth light up I sit or stand My arms are bendable Magnets on my feet adhere me to my Scale of Justice stand Magnets in my head secure my wigs* Crushed Victim has six positions

THE PERFECT CUSTOMIZED GIFT:
Gift My Pet Lawyer™ with your own customized message to your friends (or enemies)!.

Imagine the possibilities... An already obedience trained one-of-a-kind mini attorney at your command...With his golden briefcase remote control, trigger your audio message across the room.... Startle your guests... Prank your boss...With dual channel action Pet Lawyers growl mercilessly at each other or sing the Hallelujah Chorus! Finally, a lawyer ready and willing to perform for you 24/7 and he’s not even getting paid for it!